Every street entrepreneur imaginable descended on the nations capital to hawk junk be a part of the historic inauguration of our 44th President Barack Obama. President Obama has already provided an economic stimulus to these folks. Here’s our list for the top 5 Obama hustles we witnessed over the weekend.
1. Pepsi – Amazing how Pepsi has jacked Obama’s logo and didn’t even play it off. If you were anywhere near DC recently you couldn’t help but see an Obama Pepsi logo somewhere with an Obamaesque slogan i.e. Tomorrow, Hope, etc… with the letter o being their new symbol. They’ve totally pimped the game and Coke better watch out. Brilliant marketing earns Pepsi our number 1 spot. There’s no way T-Shirt dude can compete the the R&D/Marketing department of a fortune 500 company.
2. Obama Man- We say the cat pictured above next to the Verizon Center (home of the Washington Wizards and Capitals) gets our vote for the number 2 spot. This guy dressed like a ghetto super hero on roller skates doing splits and such. It actually wasn’t a bad idea but he was losing money left and right. He didn’t have a box or hat or anything in front of him for folks to drop stuff in so it just looked like he was there to have a good time. People were talking pictures with him and of him and not dropping the brother a dime. I didn’t even realize he was asking for money until TheMom said she saw someone with him asking folks but if I didn’t notice them they didn’t ask loud enough and weren’t close enough to him. Obama Man holla at me in 2013, I’ll show you how to get this money!
3. T Shirt Dude- which one do you say? Take a pick. There were as many people selling T-Shirts this past weekend as there were tourists. They ranged from 50 dollar T-Shirts that were bedazzled to 5 dollar T-Shirts that looked like they were only worth 1 dollar.
4. Button people – The button is back on the rise. I didn’t think people still wore buttons unless you worked at TGI Fridays but with the election of Barack Obama the old school button has made a full scale return.
5. Laminated Paper Guy- This was ridiculous. A guy on a corner selling a laminated front page of the Washington Post. I forgot how much he was selling it for but it was ridiculous. One page of a 1.50 cent newspaper and his laminate-from-home starter kit.
Did you see any bootleggers that were real good or real bad? What are they bootlegging in your city or town? Let us know.
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