When Being Sexy For Your Husband Goes Wrong

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by Lamar Tyler | on January 29th, 2009 | 23 comments

Sometimes we try our best but like the song says, ” I guess my best wasn’t good enough”! Have you ever had one of those Southwest Airlines type of moments with a significant other. Well check out this video below and then tell us about any embarrasing moments you may have have had in front of a loved one. Especially if you were trying to be cool/sexy in the process.

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Lamar and Ronnie Tyler are the creators of the award-winning blog BlackandMarriedWithKids.com . They also are behind the Amazon.com bestselling DVDs Happily Ever After: A Positive Image of Black Marriage, You Saved Me and Men Ain’t Boys that explores manhood in the African American community. The Tylers are also the proud parents of four children.

http://www.theduckwalk.com TheDuckWalk

Once, a boyfriend and I attended a 40-style costume party. I dressed up as a cigarette girl complete with 4.5 inch heels on…now I’m 5’4 so I was standing at just under 5’10 with these shoes on. He dressed up as was Cab Calloway. When we got to my place that night I got the bright idea to role play in our costumes. There are mirrors all in my bedroom…that’s another story…and in my two-bedroom townhouse the 2nd bedroom serves as an office. There is a computer cord that runs on the floor between the two bedrooms. So I bring up one of the kitchen table chairs and use it as a prop for my impromptu “sexy dance”, sitting it in the middle of the master bedroom. As he waited in anticipation, I turned on the “get it on music”, as I call it, and made my way entrance into the room with these heels on. Feeling all risque and sexy, one of my heels caught on the computer cord. I ended up tripping over the cord, ran face first into one of the mirrored walls, shattered the mirror (glass was flying everywhere) and tumbled over the chair. It wasn’t pretty. LOL
http://blackandmarriedwithkids.com TheDad

ROFL. ROFL. ROFL. Can’t say more….

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Harriet

i almost fell out of my chair laughing from the beginning of the commercial, but when that pole fell…

all i could say was, “oh, LORD!”

and duckwalk…wow…just wow. there are no words (and hopefully, there were no stitches, either).
http://www.singlemomandmore.com Lisa Maria Carroll

He should have saved her from herself.

@TheDuckWalk,

It wasn’t pretty? I bet it wasn’t sexy either, huh?

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Jonesi

Ok so my LS suggested we take these pole dancing classes for the fun of it and exercise purposes as well. So I went to visit my fiance one night and he showed me this clip (in the midst of barely keeping his composure) talking about I better be careful and I got offended! I am no small girl so I didn’t know if he was trying to be funny (even though secretly I was DYING inside because this ish is hilarious!)…..hahahahahahahahaha. He swore he was just kidding, warning me to never install a pole in our future home by myself! Maybe I do need to lighten up
http://politicalmusic.wordpress.com Political Pete

Dang. I’m laughing at Duckwalk’s story. I have one that was humiliating.

Oh gosh. So…. in the summer of 2007, there was a woman I was dating and she was studying for the New York Bar in DC. Well, I would come over late after she was done studying.

Well, I hadn’t been over there for a while but she would just say “drop by if you are in Du Pont circle playing chess.” Well…one night, I drop by…the security was used to seeing me so he didn’t call her. I start to call her as I’m on the elevator. I get off the elevator.

I hear R. Kelly’s song “SEXXXX MEEEEEEEE BABBBY BABBBY SEXXX MEEEEEEEE OHHHH BABBBY” blasting from her door in what sounds like a loud alarm clock of some sort. I am kind of stunned and I’m thinking “wow, is she in their getting her grind on?!” I decide to knock on the door. I should have just left. (I’m actually glad I did though).

I’m like holding back the man tears…you know … tight fist balled up and held to the up to the mouth with tight lips…yeah that one…

I knock and I still hear this music ” SEX MEEE BABY BABY SEX ME….” so I knock a little louder! at this point her answering machine picks up. I knock again. The music has went off. At this point I’m like, “wow, so they really just heard the knocking and stop doing the do.”… But they are being quiet and she is not coming to the door.

I get kind of irritated and I’m walking back towards the elevator. I am going to call her back and leave her a message telling her…what happened and that I knew she heard me! (Yeah this was really some baby boy type ish..which is weird b/c neither one of us was about the drama).

As I am dialing and walking away….The music COMES BACK ON AGAIN!”SEEEXXX MEEEEEE BAAAYYBA BAAAYYBEEE SEX MEEE! OOHHH BABY!” So I’m like “And these negroes had the nerve to start the song from the beginning. I am hitting the elevator because I’m just irritated at this point and ready to leave and then she opens the door……

There was an awkward silence.

She says, are you coming in? (looking half asleep) I’m like “oh so you were sleep?” She is like “Uhhh yeah.”So I’m thinking maybe she is bluffing. I come in…I’m like, “Look, its okay do you have company?” she is like “No..what are you talking about.” I’m like “I heard the “sex me” song on full blast son!

An awkward pause ensues.

I get uncomfortably silent.

She responds: “Jackass. That’s my ringtone for you.”

Me: …….

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http://www.singlemomandmore.com Lisa Maria Carroll

Political Pete,

You win, hands down. LOL!

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gina

not sure if this is funny or humiliating, but I thought I’d surprise DH by wearing some pretty pink lingerie. It was a bra and a skirt/thong kind of thing. So I put it on, thinking he’s going to be all excited, and come out of the bathroom…

Only to have my DH collapse in peals of laughter. Turns out the skirt strongly resembles (to him) a tutu. He swears he was laughing at the outfit, and not me, but I’ve sworn off lingerie in general and pink in particular.
Crystal

LMAO
Harriet

Pete said,

There was an awkward silence.

She says, are you coming in? (looking half asleep) I’m like “oh so you were sleep?” She is like “Uhhh yeah.”So I’m thinking maybe she is bluffing. I come in…I’m like, “Look, its okay do you have company?” she is like “No..what are you talking about.” I’m like “I heard the “sex me” song on full blast son!

An awkward pause ensues.

I get uncomfortably silent.

She responds: “Jackass. That’s my ringtone for you.”

Me: …….

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remind me not to NEVER, EVER, EVER read what you write while i’m eating! now i gotta wipe little bits and pieces of stir fry chicken off my doggone keyboard because of you. that was soooooooooo funny! i’m mad you thought she started the song over after you were leaving! LOL
http://politicalmusic.wordpress.com Political Pete

Yes.. and the only reason I left was because the neighbors from the apartment next to her came out… it was humiliating… I was like, “They are starting again!!!!”

lol
LaNeitria

lol @ Political Pete! You are hilarious!
http://www.cisterspeak.com CS

ROFL, OMG this was HILARIOUS!! Thanks for the evening laugh!

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Anna

I guess I am not so adventurous, those were some funny stories. I thought old girl in the video was going to knock dude out with a shoe or her thigh before she ever made it to the pole. lol.
http://theyoungmommylife.com Tara Pringle Jefferson

@Duck Walk and Political Pete. Between smashing into mirrors and “SEX MEEEE….” I’m gonna be cracking up all night! LOL.

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http://autoblitzshow.com Jage

LOL, very funny

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King James

Too funny… I just watched it again and still laughed.
MissJay

Duck Walk and Political Pete, yall are too much! That was funny and I’m soooooooo glad I wasn’t eating when I read those. However I was drinking and almost sprayed the computer screen with my lemonade.

I have something similar to Political Pete’s story but not as good. My fiancé and I were folding clothes at his parent’s house one day. He, his sister and I had the same kind of phones at the time. The ringtone he has for me is “Never” by Jaheim. His phone is on his hip and mine is in the same place on me. We’re folding clothes and watching TV in the living room and Never starts to play out of a phone. We both stop. I look at him funny, he’s looking at me funny. And just when I was about to start up his sister walks in the room and picks up her phone. Turns out I thought he set the ringtone for someone else and myself and he thought I was playing around and calling him from my phone.
http://politicalmusic.wordpress.com Political Pete

Ringtones should be banned!!!!!!!! lol

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dede

Political pete,
man you are too funny i just loved how you told that in detail. you should write a book.
http://blackandmarriedwithkids.com TheDad

@Pete your book should be called: “SEXXXX MEEEEEEEE” ha ha ha

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Saran

LOL @ Political Pete!!!
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Poor Pete! I would be close to tears too! ^_^

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