Elev8: How To Love A Black Man Biblically: Part 1

I saw this over at Elev8. Here’s an excerpt and you can click here for the full story.

Four C’s On How to Love a Black Man.

1. Cheerleader.

Every woman involved with a black man has to learn how to be a cheerleader. A cheerleader is of no consequence when the team is winning. When the team has scored a touch down, you can’t hear the cheerleaders because the whole stadium is ecstatic and excited. Cheerleaders are necessary after a tackle, a hit or an injury. Every black man yearns to have somebody on the sidelines who will cheer for him when he’s not making progress.

2. Conditioner.

• a) Hair Conditioner. A conditioner is something that improves the quality of another matter. Every woman is supposed to condition, or improve a man’s quality of life. Most heterosexual men only use shampoo, while most women who take care of their hair use shampoo and conditioner. The shampoo is incomplete by itself. The conditioner is the sealant. Women need to understand that they are incomplete without men, and vice versa. When we connect, we seal and complement each other. The conditioner does several things:

• It detangles. A woman’s first assignment in loving a black man is to bring order.
• The conditioner also stops breakage. The role of a woman who is involved with a black man is to stop him from having break downs.
• The conditioner alleviates dandruff (signs of death in the scalp). Dandruff always shows itself at eye level, so you can see a man when he’s starting to die. Life no longer excites him. Therefore, to stop the death process, a woman has to condition him.
• Conditioner also brings gloss. The role of a woman who is living with a black man is to help him shine. Don’t minimize him even though you make more money.
• A conditioner is also an acidifier. In order for a man to love a woman wholly, he’s got to be healed from what is in his head.

3. Co-pastor

The man in biblical structure/order is the priest of the home. Unfortunately, in the Christian construct more often than not the woman is more disciplined in spirituality than the man. The woman in that relationship is assigned, or deputized, as the co-pastor.

4. Conspirator

The woman who is connected to a black man has to come up with a conspiracy for his success – setting him up for greatness in his absence.

BMWK what do you think about this list? Leave a comment and let us know.