The Devil Created Thin Mints: FL Woman Arrested For Aggravated Assault
by Lamar Tyler
Our daughter joined the Girl Scouts this year. This is her very first year being a part of the organization but there’s one thing that we’ve all been waiting for…. COOKIES! We finally got the word a few weeks back the the infamous Cookie Order was on deck. In the short time since what I’ve realized is that Thin Mints are the work of the Devil!
Exhibit A: Ronnie (for the most part) stays away from chocolate because it gives her a headache if she eats too much. That is until the “Thin Mints” hit the house. At that point she’s a woman out of control. Walking around with constant migraines until the box is gone. Who does that? Why would you torture yourself like that?
Exhibit B: A woman in Naples, FL just went stone cold ballistic on another woman over a box of Thin Mints. After coming home to find her cookies had been eaten, Hersha Howard didn’t like the excuse that the woman gave her:
According to police reports Howard came into her roommate’s bedroom while she was sleeping and accused her of eating her cookies. The woman said she had given the cookies to Howard’s children who were up, and hungry, at 1 a.m.
The woman offered Howard $10 to pay for the cookies, but reports say Howard refused and the two women began to argue. The argument became physical and the woman’s husband pulled Howard off her, while she ran from the room.
After chasing her with scissors she beat the woman with a board, then after the woman escaped outside she started beating her with a sign. For the full story click here.
BMWK family, what other answer do you have for this unfortunate series of events other than the Devil’s handywork?
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