R. Kelly may have given us “12 Play”, to give couples 12 guaranteed ways to get in the mood, but we already knew about those typical actions. Well, YOU guys already knew. I was only 9-years-old when “12 Play” was released (1993).
Newsflash ladies: our imperfections apparently make us perfect.
I’ll spare you a pedophile joke about R. Kelly, even though “Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number” SCREAMS volumes. Anywho, now that “I’s married”, I’m slowly discovering it isn’t only the fishnet and heels that turns my husband on. It’s the little things I never even considered to be sexy. Who would have known?!?
THEE natural feminine scent from THAT place
Maybe this is why Aretha swooned while delicately singing “You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman”. As an adolescent, the smell of our “hooha” was slightly embarrassing. Little did we know this would be the scent or shall I say silent cue to our husbands that it’s time for an “act of worship.”
Upper inner thigh muscle
Apparently the texture feels like heaven. Or maybe the fact that it’s located super close to your “cookie jar” is what drives them crazy. One will never know.
The “Light” scratch
I’m not talking about leaving welts on his skin as an outcome from a “great time.” Nope. I’m talking about literally sending chills up his spine by running your nails from his lower back, up to his shoulders. TRUST me,
Slow repetitious pecks (in the same spot)
Not hard. Not fast. Kiss him on his lips, nice and slow, in the same spot. It causes time to freeze.
The natural you
While us women are fancying over discovering a perfect red lipstick to sashay in, and working on creating a winged eyeliner that would make Eartha Kitt do a double take, our husbands could care less.
Seriously, my face could be beat to capacity, and my husband still favors the end of the day when it’s all wiped away. He’s also crazy about my stretch marks, pudgy stomach, and thick thighs. Newsflash ladies: our imperfections apparently make us perfect.
BMWK, What weird things have you discovered turns your spouse on?